GINGRICH ON HANNITY: The Devil Came Up From Georgia May 15
Wrapped in the Confederate Flag
The devil [came up] from Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cos he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
“Hey, you, Bin Laden and Trump all had three wives !”

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The anticipation has been building over 13 years since this pillar of hyprocrisy resigned from Congress in a cloud of ethics violations. The “Indispensable Republican”, the GOP’s so called “man of ideas” a truly polarizing figure who makes Hugo Chavez seem like the Pillsbury Doughboy, who has launched a multitude of for profit and advocacy groups and raised more money than all the other Republican candidates to date combined, as part of what the Wall Street Journal has referred to as “Newt, Inc.” – ‘a 24/7 festival of self promotion’, came to New York City to be interviewed by Fox News’ Anchor Sean Hannity on The Hannity Show to explain the raison d’etre — his presidential candidacy which he announced earlier that same day on Twitter.
The GOP’s great white hope was given a platform to pontificate on what truly ails America, without looking in the mirror, and presented himself as the man with those solutions, live from the Hannity Show in the heart of Manhattan. The Grinch or Ging-Grinch like character did not disappoint the faithful. He’s a mean one, Mr. Ging-Grinch. He dropped bombs, the type of disingenuous bombs that Chris Matthews of MSNBC believes are doing bad things to this country. According to Mediaite:
After video played of Newt suggesting there is a reason for the “collapse of Detroit and the rise of Texas,” Matthews asked his panel “tell me you don’t know what he’s saying?” At first not all were convinced that it was Newt hinting at race, rather than simply praising the benefits of conservatism over liberalism. Yet Josh Marshall from Talking Points Memo agreed with Matthews and argued Detroit is a “very black city” and Newt regularly uses race-related language.
“I think that’s a racist charge. I don’t know what Newt’s heart says, I know he’s willing to play this game. . . . Anybody who plays racial politics is doing bad things for this country.”
Esquire Magazine chimed in to expose the bullsh*t behind the ‘Snake Charmer’s’ sunny appearance on the Hannity Show. I have to agree with Chris Matthews. For Newt to suggest that Obama a black man whose policies have only barely been in place for less than 2 years are responsible for the decline of what many consider a more racially ethnic, non-white industrial city in the heart of the rust belt, one that is facing unique challenges in a global economy and contrast it with the rise of Texas, generally considered or perceived to be by a white Republican strong hold, is in my estimation absolutely playing a race game. There is nothing new but totally “Newt” about this kind of southern strategy.
Arrogrance of the Newt Ging-Grinch
The Ging-Grinch went on to explain the reasons for why he now offers America his service as our President: “Well, my dad served 27 years in the infantry and really believed in duty, honor, country.”
In answer to Newt I would say: Newt, you have divorced two women while they were stricken with potentially terminal or at least life altering diseases, including one on Mother’s Day while you were cavorting with a house staffer, Callista Bisek, nearly half your age and wagging a finger at Bill Clinton in a debate about the “values” and “character” of our nation’s leaders. You used campaign funds like they were your personal piggy bank and resigned from Congress and your leadership post in a cloud of ethics violations. Now you want a promotion to the highest office in the land? Are you kidding me? Seriously, are you f_king kidding me? Character, honor, integrity? You quote your father’s, not your own lack of, service and belief in “duty, honor, country” like you are Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” but you dear sir cannot handle the truth, that, you are a dirty, corrupt, morally and ethically bankrupt scoundrel of human being who has no place in the highest office in the land, your conversion to Catholicism not withstanding.
This is not a simple case where there are merely some outstanding or lingering questions about a man’s character or integrity but rather about one who evidences a total lack of both and has routinely operated with a blatant disregard for basic human dignity. We do not promote to CEO of the United States of America, those who are expelled from the lower chambers of our nation’s government.
You may want to consider that Newt’s Presidential candidacy is sort of like you or me getting drunk and molesting a secretary on the first week of an entry level job, putting in fraudulent business expenses for reimbursement, stealing your boss’ golf clubs, being forced to tender your resignation, submitting to alcohol rehab, serving time in a federal penitentiary and then a few weeks or months later upon gaining release, waging a campaign to remove your boss for unfair treatment and discrimination. Then once successful in your pursuit of defaming him you submit your resume for the open CEO spot of that same company vowing to install more fair working conditions. When asked why, you shrug your shoulders and say you were going through a phase but that while you were in the joint you read a few passages in the bible and gained some devine insight; and besides which upon your release you married and made an honest woman of the young girl you molested.
If you think there is nothing wrong with that scenario then you likely find nothing wrong with this man’s candidacy for President. I simply do not know how America can ever ‘win the future’ with a tired, old relic from the past.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Ging-Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Ging-Grinch.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Ging-Grinch,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Ging-Grinch.
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Ging-Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Ging-Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Ging-Grinch,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Ging-Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Stink, stank, stunk!”
Goodnight Mr. Ging-Grinch.
Epilogue
-Think Progress, “George Will: Newt Gingrich Is Just Not A Serious Candidate For President”
-Mediaite, George Will: Gingrich ‘Not A Serious Candidate’ So It’s Down To Either Pawlenty or Daniels
-Huffington Post (Michael B. Keegan): ”The Unwelcome Return of the Newt”
-National Review editor, Rich Lowry on Newt the Unreliable: “He can’t help himself. Gingrich prefers extravagant lambasting when a mere distancing would do, and the over-arching theoretical construct to a mundane pander. He is drawn irresistibly to operatic overstatement – sometimes brilliant, always interesting and occasionally downright absurd … It’s Newt’s misfortune to want a high-pressure executive job with monarchical trappings where steadfastness and dignity matter.”
-Washington Times, “You’re a smart guy, Newt, so just answer the question.”
